6 Survival Tips to a Vegas Conference – By Dustin Howes

by Sara Szado on January 30, 2016

feedfront-33 cover-188x240Every time I come to an Affiliate Summit West conference I inevitably hear “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” Well, it turns out the person that came up with that cliché wasn’t speaking to me or you. A more appropriate slogan for a Vegas conference would be “what happens in Vegas, will live in infamy with all your coworkers back at the office.” This doesn’t have to be you.

There is free booze around every corner, which inevitably leads to overdrinking. Before you start drinking like the world is going to end, here are a few tips on how you can avoid embarrassing yourself or your company.

Stay Focused

The affiliate world is known for the “work hard, play hard” mindset. But playing too hard will affect your performance to create business deals. When you are out gambling and drinking until 3am, no amount of caffeine will bring your mind back to full capacity. Which is why I opt for a couple of beers and www.verajohn.se on which I play poker at my suit. You should go have fun after work is done and till then enjoy live dealer blackjack on your phone from your hotel room, but make sure you are on time for your meeting in the morning. Don’t be that person who forgets you are there for work.

Know Your Limits

Free alcohol is not an excuse to act a fool. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the phrase “did you hear what Pat did last night?” This story has the same equation every time: got too drunk > acted a fool > was reprimanded or even fired. If you know you are a light weight, don’t go drink for drink with the alcoholics you work with. If you can drink like a fish, keep in mind that you are probably drunker than you think. Don’t be that person who licks the ice sculpture. If you win one game make sure you don’t go off thinking it’ll be a good streak and start gambling left and right. Always remember to ” Think two steps in advance.”

Hang Out With People You Trust

Good friends and coworkers will keep you safe. Listen when they cut you off. Act cool and get back to your hotel room ASAP. There is no shame in asking for help back to your hotel room to sleep it off. Don’t be that person who wanders off and throws up on the dance floor.

Avoid Situations

If you have passionate feelings for someone, whether it be disgust or lust, it’s probably best to stay away from them while you are drinking. Go back to your room, play some roulette or poker using a pay by phone bill casino on your phone, or just order dinner in. Same goes with clients or partners. Things can get real awkward, real quick. Don’t be that person who slurs “I’m kind of a big deal.”

One Beer, One Water

Conferences can have long periods of standing time and it’s easy to forget how much energy you expel. When Happy Hour rolls around, make sure to take down water between cocktails. Don’t be that person sitting in the booth on day two.

Carry Mints, Gum and Eye Drops

When you ignore all the other tips above, this tip is your best chance to mask your humility. Your dragon breath the day after boozing isn’t going to close deals. Your bloodshot eyes will exude immaturity to your potential partners.

Don’t be that person who ignores all of these tips.

Dustin manages the affiliate program at WP Engine, the leader in WordPress Hosting.

This article appeared in issue 33 of FeedFront Magazine, which was published in January 2016. http://issuu.com/affiliatesummit/docs/feedfront-33

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